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+Title: Sexology's Sad Lexicon
+Date: 2016-11-06 18:52
+Category: other
+Tags: cathartic, poetry
+
+(In honor of Chicago's victory in the recently-concluded 2016 World Series, with [apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball%27s_Sad_Lexicon#Composition).)
+
+These are the saddest of possible names:
+ "Blanchard and Bailey and Lawrence."
+Trio of scholars on guys being dames,
+ Blanchard and Bailey and Lawrence.
+Ruthlessly pricking our gender identity
+ Making a trans woman face her reality—
+Names that survive despite all the world's enmity:
+ "Blanchard and Bailey and Lawrence."