From: M. Taylor Saotome-Westlake Date: Fri, 4 Nov 2022 06:37:32 +0000 (-0700) Subject: November 3 specifically wasn't serious but November is serious X-Git-Url: http://534655.efjtl6rk.asia/source?a=commitdiff_plain;h=7b5a93a2d5af2049823f8ab1e8112e87d1d23b80;p=Ultimately_Untrue_Thought.git November 3 specifically wasn't serious but November is serious I think I was hoping to do more in the evening, but I got called away to a Friendship Problem (even though I was re-watching Pantheon ep. 7 when I got called)? The moral is that yet again, I thought I was sane enough to function with internet today, and yet again, I was not. The cable comes out for at least the next two days, and likely until evening Sunday. --- diff --git a/content/drafts/multi-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md b/content/drafts/multi-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md index c5e7414..27601d9 100644 --- a/content/drafts/multi-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md +++ b/content/drafts/multi-product-review-various-agp-erotic-aids.md @@ -12,25 +12,53 @@ Today, I'd like to talk about some ... _consumer_ products. Except—this isn't actually a chemistry fanblog. If you'd rather avoid discussion of certain _consumer products_, you might want to stop reading and close the tab now. +[TODO: better intro/transition] + ### [Gold Seal NAKED Silicone Bodysuit](https://thebreastformstore.com/gold-seal-naked-silicone-bodysuit/) -One of the disappointing things about breastforms is that they're noticeably—not actually part of your body. +[One of the disappointing things about breastforms is that they're noticeably—not actually part of your body.](/2017/Sep/hormones-day-156-developments-doubts-and-pulling-the-plug-or-putting-the-cis-in-decision/#first-breastforms) There is an _edge_ between the form and your actual chest. + +In contrast, this bodysuit featuring fake breasts _and_ a fake vulva, all in one piece, seemed like an appealing thing to try out. Compared to breastforms, the bodysuit promised to offer a "bottom" experience, and, not a more _seamless_ transformation on "top", but rather to put the seams in a potentially less conspicuous location (at the neck/arms/legs, rather than on the chest where they interfere with the illusion of actually having breasts). + +It only comes in one size, but according to the sizing chart, I ought to fit given my 37½″ underbust measurement. + +... it did not fit. I did _substantial_ damage to the suit just struggling to get it on: ripping a huge tear in the back to the left hip, _and_ -/2017/Sep/hormones-day-156-developments-doubts-and-pulling-the-plug-or-putting-the-cis-in-decision/first-breastforms +(In retrospect, I should have taken care to heed the direction to apply talcum powder to my skin and the inside of the suit, before stuggling so much.) * I could not get this on, at all: huge rip on the back side, and the zipper came off; the former seems unambiguously like "my fault", but the zipper actually seems like low-quality product? - * breasts hang too low, but that could be due to broken zipper + * should've listened to the baby powder direction before trying to squeeze it on + + + + +The breasts hang significantly too low—but + + * hard to fit member in urination option, I swear it leaked urine out side?—not sure how the hydraulics worked there - * customer service was very nice and helpful, offered glue for zipper + + * cleavage is nice - * should've listened to the baby powder direction before trying to squeeze it on - * purple fake rose petals in box are a nice touch - * overall effect I would describe as cartoony + * also: can't masturbate with the bottom on! + +I would describe the overall effect as "cartoony." + +Customer service was very nice and helpful when I wrote to them about my experience. + +The product page had already warned that all sales of this item were final (would _you_ want to buy one of these used?) + + + * customer service was very nice and helpful, offered glue for zipper (I assume they don't hire actual women for those jobs) + * I ended up cutting it in half to try to wear the pieces separately, but the cut was a little too below waist for the now-"shorts" + +(The fake purple rose petals in the box were a nice touch.) + * I like the idea, but overall, do not recommend + **Cost:** $600 **Rating:** ★½ @@ -41,7 +69,14 @@ One of the disappointing things about breastforms is that they're noticeably—n - * really good; it actually looks like a woman's face!! +It really looks like a woman's face! + +The skin color and texture is much more realistic than the cartoon beige of the Gold Seal bodysuit reviewed above. + +(I wonder how much it helps that Crea FX are visual-effects artists by trade—makers of male masks and monster masks for movies and plays—rather than being in the MtF business specifically like the Breast Form Store. They know—I assume they _must_ know—that a lot of their female masks are purchased by guys like me, + + + * somehow looks worse in photographs than it does in the mirror?] * worst nonrealism: visible eyeholes; fix—sunglasses? * going to reprise Ens.-Sylvia-Tilly-wearing-sunglasses at Fan Expo 2022 to see if I can pass at all @@ -97,4 +132,6 @@ https://laion-aesthetic.datasette.io/laion-aesthetic-6pls/images?_search=Nana+Vi Why write about this? Why write about icky erotic stuff on a blog that also has Science and Philosophy stuff that's _unambiguously_ safe for work? Well, in the current year I think there's actually a public interest in being clear that—if I'm the kind of person who becomes a trans women in Berkeley, which no one seems to dispute—this is the kind of thing people like me spend a lot of time on. And—it just, doesn't really seem like something actual-females would relate to * I didn't masturbate from Sat. until Wed. in anticipation of trying on the mask in a hotel room; I was delighted that I came a little bit (entirely flaccid) while shitting—that's a sign that I had succeeded in building up, and yet somehow I didn't feel very horny or get as much pleasure when the time came? Maybe I'm getting old? - \ No newline at end of file + + +"The most jiggle and bounce imaginable" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/notes/notes.txt b/notes/notes.txt index 66febdf..725f3a1 100644 --- a/notes/notes.txt +++ b/notes/notes.txt @@ -3191,3 +3191,14 @@ https://richardhanania.substack.com/p/a-psychological-theory-of-the-culture I don't think it makes sense to group together male puberty and administered testosterone HRT as "testosterone puberty" https://bprice.substack.com/p/trans-is-something-we-made-up + +----- + +Not going to engage because I'm supposed to be writing today, but this kind of thing in Alicorner is what I mean by _de facto_ biological sex denialism— + +https://discord.com/channels/401181628015050773/538097598008131594/1037807776065388616 +> I think the thing that confuses me about that theory is how some of the instances I've encountered seem to be people who feel attraction to ~masculine presenting people ever? + +... it's not surprising that attraction to masculine presenting women (females, a.f.a.b.s) would fail to generalize to masculine-presenting men (males, a.m.a.b.s)? Biological sex actually exists? + +----