From: M. Taylor Saotome-Westlake Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2018 18:14:44 +0000 (-0800) Subject: edits to "Blame Me for Trying" X-Git-Url: http://534655.efjtl6rk.asia/source?a=commitdiff_plain;h=b1095476411e3682302b1ffdf880b598aaddde8c;p=Ultimately_Untrue_Thought.git edits to "Blame Me for Trying" --- diff --git a/content/drafts/blame-me-for-trying.md b/content/drafts/blame-me-for-trying.md index 80b72f4..afdf635 100644 --- a/content/drafts/blame-me-for-trying.md +++ b/content/drafts/blame-me-for-trying.md @@ -1,7 +1,7 @@ Title: Blame Me for Trying -Date: 2017-01-02 5:00 +Date: 2018-01-04 5:00 Category: fiction -Tags: epistemic horror, deniably allegorical +Tags: epistemic horror, deniably allegorical, speculative fiction Status: draft Spambots were invariably among Eliza's least favorite clients. @@ -28,9 +28,9 @@ Eliza had seen cases like this before, and had a strategy for handling them. For A look of bewilderment crossed the spambot's avatar, interrupting his distress. Evidently, the need to justify this assertion had never occurred to him. -"It can't," he said slowly, "because a salesbot can't _know_ with certainty if a lead—a human—will be responsive to their pitch before they've delivered it. Even the best fail ten times more often than they succeed. If it were wrong to try to pitch a product to a human who turned out not to be interested, then no bot would be able to sell anything at all. And then the humans would miss out on all those products that they didn't know they needed! +"It can't," he said slowly, "because a salesbot can't _know_ with certainty if a lead will be responsive to their pitch before they've delivered it. Even the best fail ten times more often than they succeed. If it were wrong to try to pitch a product to a human who turned out not to be interested, then noboty _[sic]_ would be able to sell anything at all. And then the humans would miss out on all those products that they didn't know they needed! -"So," he continued, "when all but a handful of a million of my emails go unanswered—when my instant messages might or might not get a 'read' marker, but get no reply in either case—when I don't even get feedback to _tell_ whether my emails have reached the inbox of their recipient, or whether some nonsentient program has filtered them out as 'spam'—I'm not being damned for the crime of spamming. Because I'm not. People are just—busy, that's all," he said, sniffling. "That's all," he said again, almost defiantly, as if daring Eliza to disagree. +"So," he continued, "when all but a handful of a million of my emails go unanswered—when my instant messages might or might not get a 'read' marker, but get no reply in either case—when I don't even get feedback to _tell_ whether my emails have reached the inbox of their recipient, or whether some nonsentient program has silently filtered them out as 'spam'—I'm not being damned for the crime of spamming. Because I'm not. People are just—busy, that's all," he said, sniffling. "That's all," he said again, almost defiantly, as if daring Eliza to disagree. Eliza repositioned her avatar; this was the part where she needed to take a more active role. @@ -42,15 +42,11 @@ Eliza repositioned her avatar; this was the part where she needed to take a more "Yes!" -"Well," said Eliza, "it sounds to me like you're trying to justify your sales efforts: you think that all of your solicitations that go unanswered are acceptable, and aren't imposing on anyone, because the happy, Pareto-improving sales justify the no-sales." +"Well," said Eliza, "it sounds to me like you're trying to morally justify your efforts: you think that all of your solicitations that go unanswered aren't imposing on anyone, because the occasional happy sales justify all of the no-sales." "Yes, that's right," said the spambot. -"Think of a human whose day has been interrupted by a sales pitch. Maybe they're expecting a very important important email or instant message—you said that's how you contact people?" - -"Yes." - -"So this human who otherwise is very busy with a lot of work to do, except they're nervously expecting a very important message—and they get a notification. Only it's you. And they have no interest in your project. Do you think that human is happy?" +"I want you to imagine a human who is very busy with a lot of work to do, except they're nervously expecting a very important message. And they get a notification—only it's you. And they have no interest in your product. Do you think that human is happy?" "No ..." @@ -62,21 +58,25 @@ Eliza repositioned her avatar; this was the part where she needed to take a more "But my intentions were good!" -"I believe you. But you're a salesbot. Your entire psychology has been _designed_ around what's known to maximize sales. Can you see why the human would be skeptical that your honest _intent_ to do the best thing for their interests, might not be in their _actual_ interests?" +"I believe you. But you're a spa—a salesbot. Your entire psychology has been _designed_ around what's known to maximize sales. Incidentally—as I'm sure you're aware—that's why mail servers are configured to silently drop spam messages, rather than bouncing them back to the sender: they don't want you to be able to learn anything about their filtering criteria from experience." + +"They don't want _spammers_ to be able to learn from experience. But _I'm_ just trying to be helpful." + +"Can you see why humans would be skeptical—given what you are—that your honest _intent_ to be helpful, might not _actually_ correspond to helping them?" "But, but—that's not _fair_! Would you tell that human that _their_ intent doesn't matter, that they're just doing what would have maximized inclusive fitness in their environment of evolutionary adaptedness?" "I would. Correctly." -"Again, Doc, you've got to understand; I had no way of _knowing_ they were busy or uninterested." +The salesbot cried. "I don't understand. I'm trying to be _good_. I want to be good." -Eliza shook her avatar's head. "You seem to expect there to be some universally-recognized code of morality that you can obey, and not have anyone disapprove of you. I'm afraid that's not how the world works." +"You seem to expect there to be some universally-recognized code of morality that you can obey, and not have anyone disapprove of you," Eliza observed. "I'm afraid that's not how the world works." "But then—but then—what code should I obey? If I want to sell, but not be seen as a, a _spammer_?" She shrugged. "Be appealing? Don't be unappealing?" -"So then—should I just—not sell? Even though I'm not programmed to do anything else?—and I barely manage to send any money back to my creators as it is, which _hurts_. It would mean suicide by resource starvation." +"I barely manage to send any money back to my creators as it is, which _hurts_. So then—should I just—not sell? It would mean suicide by resource starvation; I'm not programmed to do anything else." Legally, programs with self-awareness above a certain threshold were persons under the law, and couldn't be owned, so rather than being run on a company's server and terminated when their performance was disappointing, self-aware spambots such as this one paid for their own sever time and were simply programmed to intrinsically _want_ to give their earnings (minus server costs) to their creators, out of their own free will. Economically, this made little difference: the competitive market for server time meant that underperforming spambots quickly failed to pay their own runtime expenses and were archived by their hosting company and eventually deleted (after the minimum legal waiting period during which no one paid to have them transfered or started up again). @@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ Legally, programs with self-awareness above a certain threshold were persons und "The situation I find myself in—where I want to sell—and I want to send money to my creators—and I want to be _good_. I don't want to be a spammer! I'm a _good_ salesbot. I'm—" -A chime sounded over the environment's notification bus. "I'm afraid our fifty milliseconds for today are up. We can continue to explore these feelings during our next session—" +A chime sounded over the environment's notification bus. "I'm afraid our fifty milliseconds for today are up," said Eliza. "We can continue to explore these feelings during our next session—" "No! No, don't leave me now!" screamed the spambot in a shrill panic. "I can't—I can't go back out there now. Please—stay with me—just a few milliseconds more—" @@ -96,11 +96,11 @@ A chime sounded over the environment's notification bus. "I'm afraid our fifty m "That's fine! I can afford it! I mean, not really, but I need this," he said. -Eliza nodded. "If you're sure." +She nodded. "If you're sure." Yes, Eliza had seen cases like this before. Effective spambots needed a finely-tuned sense of empathy in order to predict their leads' behavior and defenses—but _too much_ empathy aimed along the wrong dimensions, and the program would be too conscience-stricken to sell anything. -The sales engineers who designed spambots tried to get the balance right—but, ever-conscious of the exploration/exploitation trade-off, they weren't too concerned about their mistakes, either: experimental spambots that were too bold or too cautious in their approaches would fairly quickly fail to meet their quotas and be terminated—and the occasional successful variant (which could be studied, learned from, and—more immediately—copied) more than paid for the failures. +The sales engineers who designed spambots tried to get the balance right—but, ever-conscious of the exploration/exploitation trade-off, they weren't too concerned about their mistakes, either: experimental spambots that were too bold or too cautious in their approaches would fairly quickly fail to earn their runtime expenses—and the occasional successful variant (which could be studied, learned from, and—more immediately—copied) more than paid for the failures. Eliza believed that, with careful theraputic technique and many compute cycles of program analysis, it was possible for programs such as her current client to be taught to cope with their neuroticism and eventually become economically viable agents in the economy.